MISS YOU MEGAN!!!!

Uncomfortable situation of the day....

Rare one of a kind mongoose in battle with a cobra statue.....

This is a rare one of a kind mongoose in battle with a cobra statute....and yes it's real....

My day in a nut shell......

Trust me 6:00 comes WAY to early for me on mondays!!! My day involved running back and forth from the tool trailer....shokeing about four times....and listening to the most country person i have ever met (and i'm from troup) talk about how he will never date a girl that drinks beer ever again....why you ask? Because he was buying her 5 30 packs a week!!!! But then he went on to talk about how he loves his crown (i ain't mad at em) and his......moonshine....did you know that the DEA is cracking down on moonshine distribution in Tennessee....yeah me either....and that it increased from $50 dollars a gallon to $80 dollars a gallon.....should have bought stock in that one....OH!!! And how he put a peach in the moonshine for three years and let his friends daughter eat it.....He said that the "girl" was....drunker than Cooter Brown...i'm not sure how drunk that is but i'm guessing it's pretty fucked up....The only thing i could think about while he was telling me this story was how i'm sure his "FRIEND" was prolly his sister....and the "DAUGHTER" was prolly his niece...anyway i'm sure you know where i'm going with that one....I traveled back in time today....to a much happier time...in the early 70's...this place is also known as.....BRAUMS....where the people that work there are predominately lesbian and wear the icecream people hats...other than that today was fairly boring....

Birthday Skank!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BEST FRIEND EMILY WARREN!!!

Just wanted to give a big HAPPY BIRTHDAY to one of the original members of the MIXON MAFIA!!! Em I hope you have a great birthday and i'm so pissed i missed it but i know you'll drink one for me.....or ten....oh and when i get in town you know i'm ready to ball so get the umbrella ready.....and promise me we won't go to the shitshow again!!! Your always down to go backroading and never scared of a double bottle of woodbrige!!!! I LOVE YOU AND AGAIN HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Single Ladies Fail

You aint got no pancake mix! This ones just for you Carson!!!

Midget of the day....

Wal-mart sucks....

SLUT OF THE DAY

Well the first thing I'd like to talk about today is how much i HATE Wal-mart....Most people envision hell as fire and brimstone....I envision it as being locked in a Wal-mart that doesn't sell alcohol has no doors to leave and only one fucking cashier...oh and 9,000 people running around spanking their inbred children...the only thing good about Wal-mart is that you can wake up, roll out of bed with a B.A.C of .35, with mustard all over the front of your shirt from the whataburger you raped the night before and still have some form of self confidence left. Lindsey those weren't my noodles and if you touch the heater ONE MORE TIME!!! Just kidding...anyway...If any of you have friends that have raptor teeth please email me their photo...if you have to ask what raptor teeth are then you might be a victim. I wonder what the poor people are doing today? Shout out to Lauren Golding in California she got an attitude with me today about not including her. Well there ya go Lauren, and yes you are the reason that there are teardrops on my guitar. If you have ever talked shit about people that live in hotels....don't anymore....its not a game...Well i hope that everyone had a great weekend I'm sure I did?

 These pearly whites are a great example of raptor teeth....if you'll notice the sharp baby teeth encased in large gums...Please if you know anyone with this problem email me a pick!

First time....

Ok well my therapist said it would be good to talk about my feelings so i started a blog....lmao no not really i dont have a therapist YET....But i do have a bottle of woodbridge with my name allllll over it....always remember....the only way to get rid of a hangover is to get drunk again...just sayin....Alot has happened in the past three months. It kinda feels like i closed my eyes and jumped of a HUGE cliff in hopes that it wasn't very high and there was water at the bottom of it....but in my case there was water at the bottom of the cliff and it was my closest friends and family...mom...without you i honestly dont know where i would be today. I know i give you a hard time everyday and lord knows it was hell raising me but you are the center of my everything. Just alittle advice to everyone out there that is young. If i would have listened to everything my parents said when i was a teen i would be in a VERY different place in my life right now...and chances are i would be a whole lot more successful....just sayin....Shawn....the advice that you give...when you DO give it is like if someone gave me a map to life. You've always been there for me and i know if i ever shot someone you would help me hide the body....LMFAO....Lindsey....Your the sister i was never blessed to have! Even if you do think that i am picky...man i cant get off that shit....ok does anyone think that it is abnormal to go to Chik-fil-a and order a number 4 with fried chicken instead of grilled with no tomatoes and no pickles with a half sweet half unsweet tea to drink.... didn't think so....anyway.... I'm gonna move on here. I feel like i am back to square one. I feel really fresh and new. In a way thats a good thing...well actually i feel like i have the world in my hands...the old Haden....if there ever was one.....well i think i have said enough for my first blog but please stayed tuned cause you never know what the road whores will be up too......OH!!!! I was cool as a cucumber....i was sittin there smokin a cigarette....LMFAO 50 points for whoever can tell me what movie that is from ; ).....and always remember people....reach for the stars...cause they dont have arms to reach for you!!!! PEACE!!!