Monday, January 17, 2011
Rare one of a kind mongoose in battle with a cobra statue.....
My day in a nut shell......
Trust me 6:00 comes WAY to early for me on mondays!!! My day involved running back and forth from the tool trailer....shokeing about four times....and listening to the most country person i have ever met (and i'm from troup) talk about how he will never date a girl that drinks beer ever again....why you ask? Because he was buying her 5 30 packs a week!!!! But then he went on to talk about how he loves his crown (i ain't mad at em) and his......moonshine....did you know that the DEA is cracking down on moonshine distribution in Tennessee....yeah me either....and that it increased from $50 dollars a gallon to $80 dollars a gallon.....should have bought stock in that one....OH!!! And how he put a peach in the moonshine for three years and let his friends daughter eat it.....He said that the "girl" was....drunker than Cooter Brown...i'm not sure how drunk that is but i'm guessing it's pretty fucked up....The only thing i could think about while he was telling me this story was how i'm sure his "FRIEND" was prolly his sister....and the "DAUGHTER" was prolly his niece...anyway i'm sure you know where i'm going with that one....I traveled back in time today....to a much happier time...in the early 70's...this place is also known as.....BRAUMS....where the people that work there are predominately lesbian and wear the icecream people hats...other than that today was fairly boring....
Birthday Skank!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BEST FRIEND EMILY WARREN!!!
Just wanted to give a big HAPPY BIRTHDAY to one of the original members of the MIXON MAFIA!!! Em I hope you have a great birthday and i'm so pissed i missed it but i know you'll drink one for me.....or ten....oh and when i get in town you know i'm ready to ball so get the umbrella ready.....and promise me we won't go to the shitshow again!!! Your always down to go backroading and never scared of a double bottle of woodbrige!!!! I LOVE YOU AND AGAIN HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
Sunday, January 16, 2011
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